Five Quick Soccer Jokes
Q – What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A – Your breath!
Q – What lights up a soccer stadium?
A – A soccer match.
Q – How do athletes stay cool during a game?
A – They stand near the fans!
Q – Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A – Because she ran away from the ball.
Q – Why do soccer players do so well in maths?
A – They know how to use their heads.